October 25, 2018, Prescott-
Four rather disconcerting points of view:
“The retreat is open for ticket purchase.
The cost is $500, for one week,
whether you need lodging, or not.
See, we simple spiritual folk must
also eat,
and pay our plane fares
to other places.
It simply would not do,
for me to sleep in a hovel,
or for my guru,
to fly coach.”
“We have the cheapest food in town.
Our hot dogs and sandwiches
are fantastic, n’est-ce pas?
Our house-made desserts
are nationally acclaimed.
That’s why we keep the tips,
you so generously give
our wait staff.
Besides, we have three kids to raise.
The guys and girls behind the counter,
they’re all single- except Mandy.
We pay her subsistence wages,
so she can get state insurance.”
” I am grateful, just a little,
for the help you gave me.
It’s just, you’re too stupid
for me to spend my time here.
See, I’m the new Saviour
and have to spend my time wisely.”
” Let’s see, I figure it’ll take
about two years, to get the rents
to a level where none but the
highest income bracket can
afford to live in our cities.
Then, there be no hue and cry,
when we take public lands,
across the country,
and build socially acceptable
tenement housing.
Yep, Yaki Point Estates,
Half Dome Senior Living,
The Village at Clingman’s Dome.
People need to live somewhere, right?”
For whom is this life intended?