April 11, 2017, Prescott-
I opened my social media today,
to see a Flat Earther posting
that there is, in fact, no gravity.
He posits that the person walking
across the Earth will meet only
a sharp, high cliff, at the end of his journey.
The Sun is, according to this latter day sage,
a bright little ball that serves Mother Earth,
around which it revolves,
from a scant sixty thousand feet up.
I have two questions:
Is there a hotel, at each end point?
When will Sun tourism begin, and might we just float up there?
(This is, for the hyper-serious, a bit of levity, in the wake of the Flat Earth Society’s recent postings, on various Facebook sites.)